Shut Up, Hemingway
"Writing is rewriting." — Ernest Hemingway
It's a good thing Ernie told us this, because I and every other writer never would have figured it out on our own.
"Got tight last night on absinthe. Did knife tricks."
—Hemingway, in a letter to a friend
Yeah, yeah, I know the story about the last chapter of Hemingway's A Farewell to Arms—that he allegedly rewrote it 39 times before he was satisfied with it. I say "allegedly" because I've also read accounts in which he rewrote the last page 39 times, and others in which he rewrote the entire book 39 times. More likely he drank 39 cocktails, shot 39 clay pigeons, caught 39 marlins and rewrote the same word 39 times.
Why am I blathering on about Hemingway's editorial habits? Because I'm in the middle (exactly the middle) of the SEVENTH draft of my new novel, and I'm getting a little tired of rewriting. I want to be...oh, I don't know...WRITING something new, otherwise known as CREATING. I've been poring over individual sentences for two weeks, and the resulting effect on my eyes and brain is similar to snow blindness.
A hacked-up page from the novel.
Recently I read a quote by bestseller Michael Crichton about rewriting and his sense of despair about it. I was impressed that he'd gone on the record about this dreaded subject because I've found that a lot of very successful authors like to keep the production of their works a mystery to convey that it really isn't all that hard. This is what I call the "writer as auteur" or the "folks don't want to see how the sausages are made" school of thought.
Anyway, here's what Crichton had to say (which doesn't bode well for me—there will probably be an 8th draft—I'm used to it):
"Books aren't written—they're rewritten....It is one of the hardest things to accept, especially after the seventh rewrite hasn't quite done it."
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go decide whether to use a loose or periodic sentence in the paragraph I'm working on.
Hopefully I won't have to rewrite the f-cker 39 times.